At the time I'm posting this, Hillary still hasn't announced she's giving up, even though the last thing I saw before I came to DA this afternoon was a big "OBAMA CLINCHES NOMINATION" headline.
Cartoonistly speaking, Hillary is great. She has so many flaws and does absolutely nothing to hide them. She's said she thinks of herself as Rocky, but to everyone else she looks like a power-hungry old bat who cries when she doesn't get everything she wants. And think of it this way: do you want four more years of someone who has to get their own way no matter what the statistics tell them?
I have no idea what I can do with Obama. I have a lot of material for Hillary, most of which I'll never get to use (unless she actually becomes VP), but what can you really say about Obama? All the major complaints directed at him have been stupid. "He doesn't have enough experience"--neither did Bill. "He's breathed the same air as somebody who said offensive things!"--so have a lot of us. "He doesn't wear a pin with the American Flag on it!!"--uh, okay?
In fact, instead of complaining about Obama, it might be funnier to make fun of people who complain about Obama.