Last year around this time a TV website held a contest where they showed a "Parks and Recreation" screengrab of Ron Swanson standing next to a gingerbread house, and asked people to caption it. I entered this and won. (I won nothing -- the site held that contest every day.)
Every time I'm finishing up a new BANG issue I have to think of filler material to insert into the empty spaces where ads would have gone. This time I brought out my Ron caption, wrote two more, and scattered them through the issue.
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Sta.sh
You really got his character down pat. He really does sound like Ron.
Rumors circulate among the No Homers Club that Ron Swanson is based on John Swartzwelder. Considering Greg Daniels used to write for The Simpsons, I wouldn't be surprised.