Animation Domination

Let's see what the cartoons are up to lately.
*turns on TV*

Marge: "You're taking up juggling, Homer?"
Homer: "Thaaat's right! I'm having a BALLS! Plural!"
Marge: "But those are FISH!"
Homer: "OHHHH! I knew something was...FISHY!"
Marge: "They oughta call you Olympic bronze medalist Shannon Bharke, because you're sure BHARKE-ING UP THE WRONG TREE!"

I think The Simpsons is getting too....sophisticated for me. What I need instead is the no-holds-barred, lowbrow, mindless comedy of Family Guy. Yeah, that's the ticket! No thinking required here....

Lois: "Oh, my uncle Gregory is in such pain...."
Brian: "This is outrageous, Lois! I can't believe you've allowed society to shame you into not considering putting Gregory out of his misery! Doctor-assisted suicide is a blessing and its exclusion from most states is criminal!"
Lois:"You didn't let me finish. He's in pain because his infant son is sick."
Brian: "Oh. ....Well, then, why are they keeping the baby alive?"
Lois:"Brian, don't be silly, they aren't going to kill a baby."
Brian: "And why not?? Infant euthaniasia is a topic we avoid in this country, and it's time we confronted it! I won't stand for this, Lois! They're keeping a baby in suffering against its will!"
Lois:"Uh...Brian? You're starting to scare me."
Brian: "That's fear our regressive SOCIETY has put in you! Open your mind, Lois! That suffering baby can't speak for itself! It can't even form a noose! I should have the right to end its life for it!"
Lois:"WHAT??"
Brian: "If you won't do it, Lois, then I will!" *Brian pulls out gun* "I'll aim for the head to make it quick and painless! And I'll take the bus there to cut down on pollution!"
Lois:"BRIAN, STOP!"
Brian: "DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO STOP???" *waves gun at Lois*
Lois:"N-NO!"
Brian: "YES YOU DID! I HEARD YOU! DO YOU DISAGREE WITH ME??? DO YOU, LOIS??? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME???"
Lois:"No! I--I swear, I agree with you on everything! You're always correct, Seth--er, Brian! Now set the gun down..."
Lois:"That's it....down on the table....I agree with you. I agree with you!"
Brian: "Well, good. I'm glad we had this talk. It's hard to get through to you sometimes."

*silence*

Lois:"Is it all right if I think Bill O'Reilly is a little cute?"
Brian: "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD"