The fluctuating powers of black singers

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Well, the Internet has to end, because Prince said so. Except it didn't. Because Prince doesn't have that kind of authority anymore.

Meanwhile, there's this guy named Mr. Hudson (full name). He appeared on the Betty White episode of SNL because Kanye West said so. He got his own album shortly thereafter because Kanye West said so. The press is calling him the next big thing. How do they know he'll be the next big thing? Because Kanye West said so. What's three plus eight? Because Kanye West said so.

If Kanye West wanted the Internet to end, you wouldn't be reading this right now.
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I don't think being black has anything to do with it. I think it's just how long it takes the world to realize that you are in fact, an asshole.