These Are Ponce's Pants

From Clone High Episode 1X10, "Litter Kills: Litterally."

A seemingly new student, the clone of Ponce De Leon, shows up at Clone High, but we're told he's always been there, and he and all those around him make numerous remarks that would be taken as ironic if he were about to die. He looks exactly like Luke Perry wearing a pair of frilly pants, and in fact IS Luke Perry (in voice anyway).

Sure enough, he dramatically makes an exit in the courtyard, but dies from litter, and I'm not even going to try describing this to you because it isn't half as funny expressed through words. This sort of thing must be seen to be believed.

Before Ponce meets his fate JFK makes sure everyone watching the show knows Ponce is his best friend. After the fate is met, JFK goes through an exaggerated, hysterical, pure-epic, borderline-insane grieving process that begins with his giving the eulogy in the gym the next day wearing Ponce's own fruity pants. "THESE ARE HIS PANTS!! THESE ARE PONCE'S PANTS! WAA-HAAAA!"

He suddenly grabs Ponce out from the casket and screams, "STAND UP!! STAND UP; I KNOW YOU'RE NOT REALLY DEAD!! STAND UP OR I'LL SOCK YOU ONE!" He punches Ponce's body in the jaw, knocking it to the floor.

Seeing Ponce lifeless on the floor, his hands fly to his face and he screams "OMG!! I JUST KILLED MY DEAD FRIEND!!"

THEN he stuffs Ponce back in the casket and whimpers, "Don't you worry, Ponce! I'm gonna sleep right here next to you!" and climbs inside with him, shutting the casket lid.

Five seconds later he bursts out again, eyes wide, yells "AAAAAAAAAHHHH!! I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY!!!" and runs screaming out of the gym.

Genghis Khan belts out "Ave Maria," and the students exit.